What Happened To The Original Thirteen?

The Story about when Hasbro added more color to their little green men...

How To Put Together A Top Ten List

The Story about how I used a psychological thriller from the 90's to pick my top toys of 2023....

Fixing My Star Wars Black Series Action Figures

The Story about how I sliced the legs off my brand new Black Series figures....

The Fiery Power Of Transformers Dinobot Slag!

The Story about how I chose beryllium baloney over cesium salami...

Did You Fall for the Original Thirteen Too?

The Story about how little green men stole my heart....

The Best of 2023 Part 3

The Story about I went out with the old and in with the new...

The Greatest X-Man

The Story about how Hugh Jackman took over the entire Marvel Universe

How I Turned To The Black Side...

The Story about an epic toy hunt that ultimately led to my downfall...

I Think I'm Sy-Klone Now

The Story about how a heroic warrior blued himself....

Keeping Tracks of Things

The Story about how I lost track of how much I was paying for Tracks....

The Best of 2023 Part 2

The Story about how I came up with a completely new top ten list for 2023...