Living The Van Life

The Story about why I'm not a big fan of Transformers veteran warrior Ironhide. Despite arguably being one of the most popular original G1 Transformers, Ironhide has always been one of my least favorite characters. Whether it was due to his brash personality or lackluster toys, I never really got into this Autobot.

The NOT So Jolly Green Giant

The Story about the VERY FIRST and DEADLIEST Transformers Combiner Devastator.

It's A Dreadnok Life For Us!

The Story about a dreadful gang of mercenaries hired to fight GI Joe.....

Swiped To The Side Brother

The Story about the Transformers Sideswipe and his love hate relationship with his brother...

Don't Cross The Line With This Guy

The Story about one of Michael Bay's GREATEST ADDITIONS to the Transformers

It's All In Z Family

The Story about how the mysterious Zartan ROCKED GI Joe's world!

Does EVERY Transformers Collection NEED an Optimus Prime?

The Story about how every serious TRANSFORMERS collector needs a PRIME spot for this guy.

WHICH Transformers BRUTICUS Did I Add To My Toyshelf?

The Story about all the different options for Transformers Bruticus out there and which one I eventually ended up with....

How I Built An Ewok Village

The Story about a little Ewok pushed me down a Star Wars collecting rabbit hole.

Did We Really NEED Blackout For The Transformers Movie?

The Story about how writers decided to blackout on established characters and make up their own for the Transformers movie.

Was Transformers Jazz Made To Be Your Favorite Autobot?

The Story about how Transformers Jazz was intentionally made to be your favorite Autobot.

How Did The GI Joe Chuckles Rise Above Being A GI Joke?

The Story about the GI Joe Named Chuckles got the last laugh...

Is Transformers Arcee More Than Just A Token Female Character?

The Story about how a seemingly cliche Arcee became one of the most popular Transformers.

The Shocking Story Behind This Transformers ONE EYE!

The Story about the Transformers Shockwave and how he literally lost his face for having too many emotional outbursts.

He-man and Hisss Deadliest Enemy?

The Story about He-Man and Hiss Enemy The Snake Men

The Transformers Autobot Who Can Talk A Bluestreak

The Story about how for transformers Autobot Bluestreak, silver is blue and blue is silver.

The TRANSFORMERS Thundercracker, A DECEPTICON Seeker Who CHANGED HIS WAYS!

The Story about the TRANSFORMERS DECEPTICON Seeker Thundercracker and how he learned to LOVE living beings, even if they can't fly, especially his four legged buddy Buster!

The Explosive Firefly, Greatest Enemy Of GI Joe Not Named Storm Shadow

The Story about I chose the GI Joe Enemy Firefly over Storm Shadow as my favorite Cobra.

Transformers Mirage, The Autobot With Questionable Loyalties

The Story about the Transformers Mirage and which side of the war he stands, Autobot or Decepticon.

The Classic Decepticon Rumble Debate: Which Side Are You On?

The Story about how the Decepticon Rumble is red and Rumble is blue.

Are The Transformers Hound And Bulkhead The Same Autobot?

The Story about the Autobot Hound and how he lost his job as Spike's BFF.

Unravelling The Twisted Tale Of Marvel Alpha Flight: Sasquatch And Snowbird

The Story about the Marvel team Alpha Flight and their version of Beauty and the Beast

GI Joe Enemy Cobra Thinking Out Of The Box

The Story about how GI Joe enemy Cobra tried to counter Rocky Balboa with their own big bad Boa.

THIS Transformers Sociopath Is An Autobot?

The Story about how I like my Autobot Transformers sunny side up

What Happened To The Original Thirteen?

The Story about when Hasbro added more color to their little green men...

How To Put Together A Top Ten List

The Story about how I used a psychological thriller from the 90's to pick my top toys of 2023....

Fixing My Star Wars Black Series Action Figures

The Story about how I sliced the legs off my brand new Black Series figures....

The Fiery Power Of Transformers Dinobot Slag!

The Story about how I chose beryllium baloney over cesium salami...

Did You Fall for the Original Thirteen Too?

The Story about how little green men stole my heart....