Sunday, December 28, 2025

An Army Of Snakes

The Story of Cobra’s massive, mysterious, and occasionally ridiculous army of troopers.

From the classic blue COBRA TROOPER to the deepest corners of COBRA’s bizarre recruitment program, this video dives into the massive, chaotic, and sometimes hilarious world of all the nameless and faceless soldiers who aren’t Vipers. Across decades of GI JOE toys, comics, cartoons, and lore, COBRA assembled an army so huge and so strangely specialized that even Cobra Commander probably needed a spreadsheet to keep track of them. From underwater frogmen to flame-happy arsonists, genetically modified swamp creatures to deep-cover lawyers named Fred, I'm breaking down every wild, underrated, and occasionally unfortunate trooper who kept the Cobra war machine running while the Joes tried to stop them. Strap in—this is the definitive deep dive into the background baddies who made COBRA the most entertainingly unhinged military force in 80s action figure history.

Monday, December 22, 2025

Failure In Execution

The story of BATTLE FORCE 2000: GI Joe’s most futuristic sub-team without a future.

GI JOE BATTLE FORCE 2000 was supposed to be the future—Hasbro’s big, bold leap into high-tech heroes, sci-fi vehicles, and a “fortress” that promised more than it delivered. In this deep-dive, I'm unpacking the hype, the heartbreak, and the ambitious misfires behind GI Joe's Battle Force 2000: the marketing choices that dropped the ball, the comic arcs that gave them some rock and roll moments (and a brutal end), the figures ....some of us loved as kids, and why these dudes still hold a weirdly special place in the fandom. From Avalanche’s big baby head to Knockdown plucking butterflies from the sky, to my own childhood with these future fighters turned new world order, this is the full story—from their rise, fall, and surprising return—told with nostalgia, humor, and a whole lot of love for 80s toys.

Thursday, December 18, 2025

Welcome To The Jungle

The Story of RECONDO, the GI Joe who vanished into legend.

The GI JOE RECONDO has always been one of the franchise’s most fascinating outliers—a jungle whisperer, a cultural chameleon, and maybe the only Joe who was genuinely happier miles away from civilization. The GI JOE RECONDO wasn't just a jungle specialist; he was a man so at home in the green hell that the dangers of civilization felt alien. From his first appearance as a mustachioed boonie rat in '84, Recondo carved his own path, ultimately choosing to go off the grid and fight Cobra on his own terms. Join me as I explore why this forgotten Joe might just be the most fascinating—and independent—member of the team, diving into his comic book legacy, his deep bond with the Tucaro tribe, and why sometimes, a hero is better off a ghost.

A Scholar And A Soldier

The Story of FLINT: A soldier who balanced brilliant intellect, impossible missions, heartbreak, and legacy across universes.

In this deep-dive, I'll explore the GI JOE FLINT, the Rhodes Scholar-turned-special operations legend whose journey blends brains, grit, tactical mastery, and emotional resilience. From his standout debut in The Revenge of Cobra, to becoming half of the franchise’s most grounded relationship, to facing devastating loss in the Devil’s Due era, we examine how GI JOE FLINT rose, fell, and rebuilt himself. Along the way, I'll follow his evolution through comics, cartoons, shared Hasbro lore, and the collecting world — from vintage figures to modern Classified and beyond. Was he always destined to lead, or did tragedy forge the hero? Let’s find out.

Monday, December 1, 2025

Good Cop, Bad Cop

The Story of Transformers Prowl — the Strategist Who Let Logic Go Too Far.

From loyal Autobot tactician to morally gray manipulator, TRANSFORMERS PROWL has walked the fine line between order and obsession. In this deep dive, I'm going over his evolution from the cool-headed right hand of Optimus Prime in G1, to his ethically questionable role in the IDW comics, and even his cyber-ninja reincarnation in Transformers Animated. Along the way, I’ll explore how his logic, discipline, and strategy made him one of the Autobots’ sharpest minds—and maybe one of their most dangerous. Whether you know him as the Datsun-bro police car, Devastator’s brain, or that guy who Grimlock threw out of the Ark, this is the story of how Prowl became the Autobot who thought too much.

Operation: Absolution

The Story of Transformers Soundwave. A Silent Icon with a Voice That Echoes Forever.

In this deep dive on SOUNDWAVE TRANSFORMERS, I'm uncovering why this monotone Decepticon has remained one of the most iconic characters in the entire franchise. From his vocoded voice and cassette minions, to his chilling loyalty and silent power plays, Soundwave has been a stoic pillar in the war for Cybertron — across cartoons, comics, and toys alike. Whether you met him as a Walkman, a cybernetic shadow, or the steadfast soul of the Decepticon cause, this video breaks down what truly makes Soundwave superior. Do you agree he was Megatron’s most trusted lieutenant? Or is there more beneath that emotionless visor than meets the eye?