Underneath The Cones

The Story of how a toy mistransformation gave three Decepticons traffic cones for heads—and accidentally made them unforgettable. TRANSFORMERS RAMJET ,THRUST and DIRGE began as a design workaround in 1985, but somehow became one of the strangest legacies in Transformers history. In this video, I break down how Thrust, Ramjet, and Dirge went from retooled Seekers to pointy-headed punchlines—and why there’s way more going on under those cones than the cartoon ever let on. From tech specs and tragic personalities, to brutal comic book endings, toy collecting nightmares, and the bizarre afterlife of their designs, this is a deep dive into how an “iconic mistake” became a permanent part of Decepticon history.

An Army Of Snakes

The Story of Cobra’s massive, mysterious, and occasionally ridiculous army of troopers. From the classic blue COBRA TROOPER to the deepest corners of COBRA’s bizarre recruitment program, this video dives into the massive, chaotic, and sometimes hilarious world of all the nameless and faceless soldiers who aren’t Vipers. Across decades of GI JOE toys, comics, cartoons, and lore, COBRA assembled an army so huge and so strangely specialized that even Cobra Commander probably needed a spreadsheet to keep track of them. From underwater frogmen to flame-happy arsonists, genetically modified swamp creatures to deep-cover lawyers named Fred, I'm breaking down every wild, underrated, and occasionally unfortunate trooper who kept the Cobra war machine running while the Joes tried to stop them. Strap in—this is the definitive deep dive into the background baddies who made COBRA the most entertainingly unhinged military force in 80s action figure history.

Failure In Execution

The story of BATTLE FORCE 2000: GI Joe’s most futuristic sub-team without a future. GI JOE BATTLE FORCE 2000 was supposed to be the future—Hasbro’s big, bold leap into high-tech heroes, sci-fi vehicles, and a “fortress” that promised more than it delivered. In this deep-dive, I'm unpacking the hype, the heartbreak, and the ambitious misfires behind GI Joe's Battle Force 2000: the marketing choices that dropped the ball, the comic arcs that gave them some rock and roll moments (and a brutal end), the figures ....some of us loved as kids, and why these dudes still hold a weirdly special place in the fandom. From Avalanche’s big baby head to Knockdown plucking butterflies from the sky, to my own childhood with these future fighters turned new world order, this is the full story—from their rise, fall, and surprising return—told with nostalgia, humor, and a whole lot of love for 80s toys.

Welcome To The Jungle

The Story of RECONDO, the GI Joe who vanished into legend. The GI JOE RECONDO has always been one of the franchise’s most fascinating outliers—a jungle whisperer, a cultural chameleon, and maybe the only Joe who was genuinely happier miles away from civilization. The GI JOE RECONDO wasn't just a jungle specialist; he was a man so at home in the green hell that the dangers of civilization felt alien. From his first appearance as a mustachioed boonie rat in '84, Recondo carved his own path, ultimately choosing to go off the grid and fight Cobra on his own terms. Join me as I explore why this forgotten Joe might just be the most fascinating—and independent—member of the team, diving into his comic book legacy, his deep bond with the Tucaro tribe, and why sometimes, a hero is better off a ghost.

A Scholar And A Soldier

The Story of FLINT: A soldier who balanced brilliant intellect, impossible missions, heartbreak, and legacy across universes. In this deep-dive, I'll explore the GI JOE FLINT, the Rhodes Scholar-turned-special operations legend whose journey blends brains, grit, tactical mastery, and emotional resilience. From his standout debut in The Revenge of Cobra, to becoming half of the franchise’s most grounded relationship, to facing devastating loss in the Devil’s Due era, we examine how GI JOE FLINT rose, fell, and rebuilt himself. Along the way, I'll follow his evolution through comics, cartoons, shared Hasbro lore, and the collecting world — from vintage figures to modern Classified and beyond. Was he always destined to lead, or did tragedy forge the hero? Let’s find out.

Good Cop, Bad Cop

The Story of Transformers Prowl — the Strategist Who Let Logic Go Too Far. From loyal Autobot tactician to morally gray manipulator, TRANSFORMERS PROWL has walked the fine line between order and obsession. In this deep dive, I'm going over his evolution from the cool-headed right hand of Optimus Prime in G1, to his ethically questionable role in the IDW comics, and even his cyber-ninja reincarnation in Transformers Animated. Along the way, I’ll explore how his logic, discipline, and strategy made him one of the Autobots’ sharpest minds—and maybe one of their most dangerous. Whether you know him as the Datsun-bro police car, Devastator’s brain, or that guy who Grimlock threw out of the Ark, this is the story of how Prowl became the Autobot who thought too much.

Operation: Absolution

The Story of Transformers Soundwave. A Silent Icon with a Voice That Echoes Forever. In this deep dive on SOUNDWAVE TRANSFORMERS, I'm uncovering why this monotone Decepticon has remained one of the most iconic characters in the entire franchise. From his vocoded voice and cassette minions, to his chilling loyalty and silent power plays, Soundwave has been a stoic pillar in the war for Cybertron — across cartoons, comics, and toys alike. Whether you met him as a Walkman, a cybernetic shadow, or the steadfast soul of the Decepticon cause, this video breaks down what truly makes Soundwave superior. Do you agree he was Megatron’s most trusted lieutenant? Or is there more beneath that emotionless visor than meets the eye?

B-Side Baddies

The Story of Transformers Soundwave’s Other Cassettes. Transformers SOUNDWAVE and his minions may be one of the most iconic Decepticons of all time, but most fans only know his greatest hits — Laserbeak, Rumble, Ravage, Frenzy, Buzzsaw, Ratbat. Today I'm flipping the tape, pressing eject, and diving into the B-side bots: the dinosaurs, chatterboxes, secret police, doctors, evil twins, sleeper agents… and the cassette who literally exploded on his first day. From Overkill and Slugfest to Beastbox, Squawktalk, Garboil, Glit, Enemy, Wingthing and more, this is the deep-cut lineup that turns Soundwave’s chest into the weirdest army in TRANSFORMERS history. Because every great album has hidden tracks — and Soundwave? He’s been keeping them sealed in plastic since 1984.The Story of Blaster’s Cassettes — The Deep Cuts of the Transformers Universe.

The Audio Philes

The Story of Blaster’s Cassettes — The Deep Cuts of the Transformers Universe. When it comes to the TRANSFORMERS BLASTER and his TAPES, fans tend to forget that this Autobot DJ had his own hit squad of mini warriors tucked in his chest — and they were more than just background noise. From the shiny, no-nonsense lion Steeljaw and the headstrong rhino Ramhorn, to the sports fanatic Eject and the trivia-loving Rewind, Blaster’s cassette crew had as much character as any headliner in the 80s toy aisle. But dig a little deeper and you’ll find the real gems: pop idol Rosanna, tragic spy Flipsides, solar-powered Sundor, and a few rare imports like the Dinocassettes. These weren’t just toys — they were deep cuts from the Transformers mixtape that deserve another spin. So, grab your boombox, dust off your data discs, and let’s drop the needle on the story of Blaster’s lost tracks.

The Enemy Is You

The story of Cobra Commander: How one man’s bad day turned into the worst nightmare for GI Joe.....and Cobra! In this video, I'm diving deep into the origins of GI Joe’s greatest villain — Cobra Commander. From used car salesman to the chromed out face of a ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world! So how does tragedy, ambition, and a healthy dose of delusion transform an ordinary man into the ultimate snake...like quite literally? Whether you know him from the classic cartoons, Marvel comics, or the modern Classified figures, this is my take on the story behind the mask and why Cobra Commander G.I. Joe remains one of the most fascinating and entertaining villains of the 80s.

Veni Vidi Vici

The Story of Serpentor — the Cobra Emperor who was part genius marketing stunt, part mad science experiment, and 100% pure 80s chaos. In this episode, I’m diving into the wild creation of Serpentor in GI Joe, Hasbro’s golden-armored clone commander built from the DNA milkshake of history’s greatest conquerors — and a heavy dose of marketing ambition. From Julius Caesar to Genghis Khan, and from toy shelves to TV screens, I’ll explore how Serpentor, the “perfect leader” rose to challenge Cobra Commander himself. And how Serpentor became one of the most unforgettable — and divisive — characters in the entire G.I. Joe universe. So buckle up, because this is the tale of a Cobra Emperor who might’ve just gone a little too far… THIS I COMMAND!