Sunday, October 26, 2025

Veni Vidi Vici

The Story of Serpentor — the Cobra Emperor who was part genius marketing stunt, part mad science experiment, and 100% pure 80s chaos.

In this episode, I’m diving into the wild creation of Serpentor in GI Joe, Hasbro’s golden-armored clone commander built from the DNA milkshake of history’s greatest conquerors — and a heavy dose of marketing ambition. From Julius Caesar to Genghis Khan, and from toy shelves to TV screens, I’ll explore how Serpentor, the “perfect leader” rose to challenge Cobra Commander himself. And how Serpentor became one of the most unforgettable — and divisive — characters in the entire G.I. Joe universe. So buckle up, because this is the tale of a Cobra Emperor who might’ve just gone a little too far… THIS I COMMAND!