The Story of the 1987 GI JOE Heroes that didn’t make it to Cobra-La.
Crazy Legs, Psyche-Out, Outback, Fast Draw, and Sneak Peek were all released in the same year as the G.I. Joe animated movie… but somehow didn’t show up alongside Lt. Falcon, Jinx, or Big Lob. In this episode, I'll dive into these “forgotten five,” exploring their toys, filecards, comic appearances, and ry and figure out why they didn’t make the cut. Were they too grounded? Too weird? Or just unlucky? It’s time to place a spotlight on the Joes left in the shadows. Cuz any Joes who can jump out of planes, mess with your mind, shoot rockets, sneak a peek or just flat out...SURVIVE, deserve their own time to shine! |
Sunday, August 31, 2025
The Other Guys
Sunday, August 24, 2025
Snake Biter
The Story of GI Joe's First Green Beret - Falcon.
GI Joe Falcon's story is one of big plans, bad timing, and a redemption arc involving snake spears , space spores and a drug called spark. In this episode, I'll dive deep into Hasbro’s GI Joe Green Beret golden boy Falcon—from his rather ordinary camo-clad toy shelf beginnings to his starring role (and epic f#%k-ups) in the GI Joe animated movie, plus his darker missions in the comics and the DIC series we all pretend never happened. Was he destined to lead the team into a new animated chapter or just be Duke’s screw-up half-brother who got lucky with a shotgun and a second chance? If you’re a GI Joe fan, a toy collector, or someone who remembers flipping over those cardbacks like treasure maps, this one’s for you. |
Sunday, August 17, 2025
Not Worth A Rat's Ass
The Story of Tunnel Rat: G.I. Joe’s Underground Legend and Larry Hama’s Legacy.
The story of Tunnel Rat is more than just camo paint and a big backpack—it’s the tale of a wisecracking, gum-chewing underdog who crawled his way into our childhood memories and just might be the most personal G.I. Joe of all time. Based on the legendary Larry Hama himself, Tunnel Rat first exploded onto the scene in 1987 and never really left—appearing in cartoons, comics, and toy shelves across decades. From his roots in Vietnam-era tunnel warfare to his unforgettable animated antics (giant worm, anyone?), this deep dive celebrates the Joe who always found another way in… or out. |
Sunday, August 10, 2025
A Joe To Call My Own
The Story of the G.I. Joe with a Badge… and His Bomb-Sniffing Best Friend.
This is the story about Law & Order—the Military Police officer and his K9 partner who patrolled both toy aisles and cartoon frames in the late '80s. From being the only Joe named Chris (a personal big deal for me), to letting his dog play fetch with live explosives, to wearing a uniform that looked like it was sponsored by a pack of Crayola markers—this Joe left a mark. We’ll sniff through his comic adventures, his blink-and-you’ll-miss-it animated moments, and all the toy versions that followed—from his oversized Sonic Fighter backpack to the glorious 30th Anniversary figure. Whether you loved the 1987 movie or just wondered what happened to the Joe with the best good boy in the business that wasn't a....mutt—this one’s for you. |
Monday, August 4, 2025
Renegade Round Up
The story of Sgt.Slaughter’s Renegades and Marauders is a mix of nostalgia, mayhem, and marketing madness.
Let's take a deep dive into two of G.I. Joe’s wildest sub-teams—Sgt. Slaughter's Renegades and Marauders. One made up of loose cannons and misfits, the other tried and true Joes with a color twist. Were these sub-teams bold new directions that added much-needed flavor to G.I. Joe—or was Hasbro trying a little too hard to keep things fresh? From Red Dog’s big toe blitz to Taurus’s circus spy backstory and Mercer’s "ex-Cobra" redemption arc, Sgt. Slaughter's Renegades were pure wild card energy. Meanwhile, the Slaughter's Marauders brought color coded classics to the battlefield. But were either team really that successful? Or were they all just weird experiments that ultimately went nowhere? What's your take on the Slaughter's Renegades and Marauders? |
Sunday, July 27, 2025
Just Add Flames
The Story of Hot Rod: the Autobot Who Dared to Be More Than a Sidekick.
From fan favorite to fandom scapegoat, Hot Rod’s rise, fall, and redemption is one of the most misunderstood arcs in Transformers history in my opinion. In this video, I'll burn through his journey—from his toy shelf debut in 1986, to being "that guy who got Prime killed," to finally earning his stripes in the comics as Rodimus Prime and beyond. Whether you're a die-hard G1 kid, a modern IDW reader, or just here for the toys (I see you), this is a full-throttle ride through the fiery history of the cavalier Autobot who might just be more than meets the eye. |
Sunday, July 20, 2025
Did I Ever Tell You About The Time?
The Story of Transformers Kup, the Autobot who definitely wasn't too old for this s#!t...
The story of Kup is the story of every grizzled old soldier who’s seen too much, survived against the odds, and still has time to tell a few good war stories. From his humble beginnings as a futuristic pickup truck in the 1986 Transformers movie to his haunted breakdown in the IDW comics, Kup has gone from mid-tier toy shelf filler to a war-weary legend of Cybertronian lore. In this episode, we deep-dive into Kup’s evolution across cartoons, comics, and plastic—from his time mentoring Hot Rod, to ripping apart Sharkticons, leading the Wreckers, and even battling zombies in the Las Vegas...or was that all in his head? Either way, grab an energon stick, sit back, and find out why this cranky old ‘bot may just be one of the most compelling Autobots ever created. |
Sunday, July 13, 2025
The Jangle Man
The Story of Wheelie is one of survival, slingshots, and suspicious design decisions.
Often dismissed as the rhyming runt of the Autobots, The Transformers Wheelie’s journey through toy shelves, comics, cartoons—and even live-action creepdom—is anything but ordinary. In this deep dive, I'll explore how a character with a tragic backstory, savage instincts, and undeniable resilience became one of the most divisive bots in the Transformers universe. From his infamous G1 toy to his turn as “Jangle Man” in the IDW comics, this is the wild, weird, and possibly wonderful story of Wheelie—love him or loathe him, you can’t ignore him. |
Monday, July 7, 2025
It's All Just A Blurr
The Story of Blurr, the Speedy Transformer Who Couldn’t Outrun His Own Clunky Toy Design
The story of Blurr is one of speed, style, and some seriously questionable toy proportions. From being the least favorite of the futuristic trio introduced in Transformers: The Movie, to racing through time in the UK comics, to becoming a bar-owning ex-racer in IDW, Blurr's journey has taken him far beyond just talking fast. Whether he's intercepting secret transmissions, outrunning Unicron, or finally getting a toy that does him justice (maybe), Blurr has always been more than just a blue streak. In this video, we explore every major version of Blurr—from his G1 roots to his tragically cubed fate in Transformers Animated—with plenty of commentary, deep-ish lore, and toy collector takes along the way. |
Saturday, June 28, 2025
Going Commando
The Story of Snake Eyes: The GI Joe Silent Commando Who Stole the Spotlight!
Before he became a pop culture icon, Snake Eyes was just a budget-friendly mystery man in a plain black jumpsuit—no paint, no voice, no face. But what started as a cost-cutting measure quickly became one of the most compelling characters in all of G.I. Joe lore. From his humble 1982 toy debut to his heartbreaking comic arcs, ninja rivalries, and unfortunate movie missteps, this deep dive explores how a faceless, voiceless action figure became the heart and soul of the franchise. Whether you're a toy collector, comic reader, or nostalgic '80s kid, this one's for you. |
Monday, June 23, 2025
From Bad To Good
The Story of Storm Shadow: From Cobra Ninja to GI Joe Legend
The Story of Storm Shadow is a tale of honor, betrayal, ancient ninja clans, and... flooding? In this video, I dive into the evolution of everyone’s favorite white-clad warrior, from his modest but historic toy debut in 1984 to his rich comic book lore courtesy of Larry Hama’s storytelling mastery. We’re slicing through cartoon battles with Spirit and bald eagles, sneaky comic book reveals, and live-action adaptations—some awesome, some... nanomite Eiffel Tower-level disastrous. Whether you first met him in a toy aisle or on the page of GI Joe #21, there’s no denying that Storm Shadow’s journey from villain to hero is one of the most compelling in the entire Joe universe. Let’s unsheathe this ninja’s complicated legacy—no shuriken to the face, I promise. |
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